when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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OH GOD MY SISTER HAD A PLATE OF COOKIES AND I SHOUTED ‘MINE’ AND WENT TO GET ONE BUT MY HAND WAS CURLED INTO A FIST AND I PUNCHED THE PLATE AND COOKIES WENT EVERYWHERE ADN THE PLATE FLIPPED OFF THE COFFEE TABLE AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A MONSTER OH GOD
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my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.
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